Wednesday, December 03, 2008

Message to Ottawa

Dear People of Ottawa:

I’m going to make a broad generalization that you all love hockey. Everyone in Canada loves hockey, so this should especially be true in the nation’s capital. Therefore, I have a deal for you. How would you like attend an Ottawa Senators game on Monday, December 8? Don’t answer yet as it gets better.

How would you like to see the Senators play its arch rival the, um, Florida Panthers? Before you reply, I’m sure that I don’t need to tell you this, but I know you want to see Florida’s superstars such as Noah Welch, Rostislav Olesz, and Kamil Kreps live. But wait, there’s more!

You can also have the experience of sitting in the Coca-Cola family zone where no alcohol is permitted. This opportunity to see Ottawa-Florida without beer may be worth thousands of dollars. However, for one day only, you can purchase two tickets in Section 314, Row N for only $30 including shipping. Plus, you can say that you bought Ottawa tickets directly from a blogger who lives in the Washington DC area.

To non-Ottawains/Ottawaites (?) wondering why I am selling these tickets, I offer this brief explanation. My third annual hockey road trip this season includes stops in Montreal, Ottawa and Toronto. In order to buy tickets for the Ottawa-Montreal game, the Senators force you to purchase tickets for another game. This is why I have useless, I mean, amazing tickets for Florida-Ottawa. Since I will not be making two trips to Ottawa over a two-month period, I am trying to sell my tickets to anyone who can use them. I really don’t want them to go to waste.

If you are interested in purchasing the tickets, please contact me at seanramblings at yahoo[dot]com.

1 comment:

Brendon said...

You had me at Noah Welch. Unfortunately, I'm stuck in Pittsburgh and can't make the trek to Ottawa on such short notice.
I guess I'll just have to settle for watching the Penguins.