The Return of Sean Analyzing Song Lyrics

In the earlier days of this blog, I occasionally wrote posts where I pointed out and analyzed various pop song lyrics. While it turns out that I haven't done a post about song lyrics since 2019, now seems like a perfect time to bring back a classic.

Stella Lefty - Boston

On a train back to Boston and we're jumpin' the gun

And I'm tellin' you, baby, this the part where I'd run

But I like it when you're nice, like it when you're nice to me

Like it when your partner is nice to you? That seems like a fairly low bar.

Bella Kay - iloveitiloveitiloveit (Video NSFW due to language)

I love it when we fight and I like it when you’re mean.

We don’t have to get into what that says about me.

My apologies to Ms. Lefty. Maybe nice isn’t such a low bar.

Ella Langley - Choosin' Texas

This is the song of the summer and will likely be the song of 2026. And sure, most people think that this song is about an ex-boyfriend of Langley who decided to return to another woman in Texas. But what if this song is about something else entirely? I've included the entire lyrics to the song below. It definitely hits differently if you picture the song from the point of view of the University of Tennessee football program and its fans lamenting its loss in attempting to recruit quarterback Arch Manning, who chose (the University of) Texas!

Just when I thought I got him to fall in love with Tennessee

I shoulda known better than to take him back to Abilene

I put him right back into her arms

I wasn't a match for that kinda spark 

She's from Texas, I can tell by the way

He's two steppin' 'round the room

And judgin' by the smile that's written on his face

There's nothin' I can do

It doesn't take a crystal ball to see

A cowboy always finds a way to leave

Drinkin' Jack all by myself

He's choosin' Texas, I can tell

Well, I guess he forgot about the Smoky Mountain rain

Them old Hank tunes, the Memphis blues we used to sing

He always loved Amarillo By Morning

I shoulda taken that as a warning

She's from Texas, I can tell by the way

He's two steppin' 'round the room

And judgin' by the smile that's written on his face

There's nothin' I can do

It doesn't take a crystal ball to see

A cowboy always finds a way to leave

Drinkin' Jack all by myself

He's choosin' Texas, I can tell

When I'm eastbound and down and I can't help but cry

'Cause I-40 gets lonelier with every mile

I'll know that his mind wasn't ever gonna change

'Cause his heart still belongs to the Lone Star State

She's from Texas, I can tell by the way

He's two steppin' 'round the room

And judgin' by the smile that's written on his face

There's nothin' I can do, nah, yeah

It doesn't take a crystal ball to see

A cowboy always finds a way to leave

Drinkin' Jack all by myself

He's choosing Texas, I can tell, no

Drinkin' Jack all by myself

He's choosin' Texas, I can tell

Come on, baby

Oh, yeah

Just when I thought I got him to fall in love with Tennessee

Niall Horan - Tastes So Good

I freeze

When you're not swimming in my bloodstream

I don't know what this means, but no one should be in your bloodstream. Oh, unless it's like an Osmosis Jones situation.

Sabrina Carpenter - House Tour (Video is iffy but lean towards NSFW)

The couch is really comfy comfy

Got some Chips Ahoy

If you're hungry hungry

I'd love to know if Chips Ahoy is sponsoring this song. Like did they pay Carpenter $1 million for the product placement? Oh, Chips Ahoy cookies are meh. Now, chewy Chips Ahoy cookies are legit!

Olivia Rodrigo - the cure (video NSFW for one word)

But my head if full of poison

And my heart is full of doubt

I got toxins in my bloodstream

You tried hard to suck them out

Toxins in your bloodstream aren't good, but it seems better than having someone swim in Niall Horan's bloodstream or Niall Horan being in someone else's bloodstream!

Please click here to read more posts where I analyze song lyrics.

Washington Spirit-Denver Summit Recap (& Why Spirit Fans Hate Me)

(If you want to skip the intro, please go to the sentence in bold for the game recap.)

With the kids away at camp, I have some time to do things I've wanted to do for months if not years. I'm taking walks nearly every evening, trying to play more pickleball, and catching up on TV. (The Pitt is really good!). The one thing I've wanted to do most is to cover a live sporting event again. While I covered a men's George Mason basketball game this winter, I wanted to cover a professional sports team, and the team I was most intrigued about was the Washington Spirit since they are arguably the most successful Washington professional sports team over the last 5-6 years. Actually, not at all arguably. The team won the NWSL Championship in 2021 and reached the finals in both 2024 and 2025. With a win on Sunday against the Denver Summit, the team would pass Gotham FC to move into first place. Gotham defeated the Spirit 1-0 almost two weeks ago in a match where the Spirit had more shots on goal (9-4) and a higher number of expected goals. It wouldn't be a surprise to see them face each other deep in the playoffs this fall.

I applied for media credentials to the Spirit-Summit match and was accepted.  Although I'm a big soccer fan, played through my entire childhood, coached my kids' teams, and have been a soccer referee for decades, I don't follow the Spirit as much as I'd like. While I did some research on the team prior to the game, I thought I would ask on BlueSky if anyone had any suggestions on things to look out for. This was the actual post:

I have media credentials to cover the Washington Spirit-Denver Summit match tonight. Besides Trinity Rodman & the fact that the Spirit will move into first place if they win, I know just a little about the match. Does anyone have any information about either team or players that might be useful? 

 

Though poorly worded and being a little self-deprecating (not that anyone would know that by reading it and not knowing me), I figured I might get a few comments from friends. Maybe I would get some responses about a certain player playing well lately or someone else losing playing time. Maybe some thoughts about Sandy MacIver taking over the keeper role this season for Aubrey Kingsbury who is on maternity leave (and just had a baby a few weeks ago. Congrats!). 

It didn't work out that way. My post was picked up by Spirit fans who (rightfully) blasted me. Who was I to get credentials? Did I take a spot from someone who deserved it more? Several WTF replies, and not why the face. And I get it. It was never my intention to take someone's spot (and it doesn’t seem like I did). My goal was and is to write a post for casual soccer fans who may not have attended a Spirit match. There are other fantastic sites and podcasts that cover the Spirit and describe and discuss match previews and recaps as well as the day-to-day activities of the team. (I've highlighted a few at the end of this post.) That's not me, and I don't expect the team's biggest fans to read this blog for that. With that written, I needed to share writing samples as part of the media credentials application, and those that I included were soccer specific. Although I haven't written about the Spirit (well, the Washington Spirit as I have written about the Pittsburgh Spirit), it's not like the recent men's World Cup was my introduction to soccer. So despite several comments of go home or stay home (usually with the "F" word thrown in), off I went…

Only to discover that the game ended and the stadium was not letting people in!

I’m kidding. I know that this is where Noah Kahan performs. 

Outside the stadium, I saw the Washington Spirit mobile. Cool vehicle but why a Virginia license plate?

I found my way to the media entrance, got my credentials, and was directed to go up the stairs. Not the most glamorous welcome to Audi Field. (I should note that this wasn’t my first time to Audi Field, but it was my first time seeing this gloomy staircase. It was dark at the top.)

After settling in, I went back down the stairs to the concourse and walked around and grabbed some food. I would not recommend the pizza which was overpriced for its size and average at best. Try another option. And because many of my posts come back to Pittsburgh, of course I introduced myself to a guy wearing a Pirates hat and this T-shirt.

Okay, let's get to the match itself:

* Leicy Santos, who has become a star for the Spirit this season, didn't start though she entered in the 57th minute to a loud cheer. She brought a huge spark to the team., and it was not at all a coincidence that the Spirit scored minutes after she came on.

* Lindsey Heaps, the US national team captain, played in her second match of the season for Denver after her return from playing in France the last few seasons. She was everywhere in the midfield and attacking end coming close to scoring on a header in the second half. If you're familiar with the Roy Kent chant from Ted Lasso, you can substitute her name here. I won’t write it since I don’t typically swear on this blog, but the BlueSky commenters definitely know the word in the chant! (Video NSFW)

* Trinity Rodman is so much fun to watch. Not exactly breaking news here. There’s so much energy from the crowd whenever Rodman gets the ball. In the second half alone, she drew three yellow cards and had a great pass on the goal by Sofia Cantore who cut the ball back and shot it just outside the 18 off the crossbar. 

* The attendance was 15,169. I feel like I got insider information when this was announced in the media room during the second half.

* As a referee, I always watch how the professional refs call games and their positioning. I appreciate that even at the highest level, the assistant referees check the goals before the match. This is something I always do as a ref or ask my assistant referees to do when I’m a center.

Overall, I think the crew did a good job. The first foul wasn’t called until the 17th minute but nothing was really warranted. All three yellow cards on the Summit were deserved. I thought that a penalty called against the Spirit was correct in real time as it seemed as though Rebeca Bernal fell into Heaps. VAR was quite useful in this case. From my last post, the Enya fan who also likes VAR was probably happy!

* Right before the final whistle, Santos got hit by an elbow by a Denver player in the box. While I understand the referee wanting to end the game, this was absolutely a foul and should have been a card.

* Denver made things very exciting during the second half stoppage time. Several outstanding chances from close range including a shot off the crossbar. Many neutral fans probably believe that the Summit deserved a point from this match. I guess Denver didn't quite reach the peak or a word similar to that.

* Although she didn't play, Washington striker Gift Monday may have the best name in sports. Denver’s Ayo Oke, if pronounced slightly differently, would be outstanding too.

I highly recommend attending a Spirit match at Audi Field. Fun and welcoming environment (at least in person) and a really quality team. Just skip the pizza. The Spirit are now at the top of the NWSL standings and lead the league in goal differential. Oh, for the folks that are big fans of Hal Hershfelt, here is a picture of the media surrounding her after the match. 

Here are the complete highlights of the match including Cantore's goal, the VAR decision, and the elbow to end the match. 

For more about the match and to follow the Spirit, check out some of the sites below. I know that I'm missing some.

- Hey Spirits! on BlueSky and via podcasts

- The District Press

- The Peach Review

- Green Line Soccer

- Spirit Squadron on BlueSky

- Riss Willett on BlueSky

- I'm Curious With Roey

All photos by me except for the starting 11 by the Washington Spirit and of Baby Kingsbury by Aubrey Kingsbury.

License Plate Fun

While I wouldn't call it a hobby, if I see a fun license plate in the wild, I like to take a picture and share it. Enjoy! 

If you see a faded sign at the side of the road that says 15 miles to the

What to do if you're a big fan of soccer's video assist referee and a certain female Irish singer? You get this license plate!

I really hope this person got this license plate well before the Wizards drafted AJ Dybantsa.

This is certainly a choice.

I assume this means I hate waiting too. Seems like a lot of thought went into this.

Big fan of The Pacifier. 

A question from one car.

And the answer.

Not sure why I got hungry all of a sudden.

Big fan of Roundball Rock!

Is this the Best DJ in the world or just the best DJ in Utah?

No offense to the Limu Emu, but I really hope that Doug is the driver.

This is definitely Johnny Lawrence's car.

We'll end with this one which feels like cheating.

2026 Pittsburgh Pirates Draft Recap

Welcome to my annual-ish Pirates draft recap! As always, this is completely for entertainment and should not be used for actual analysis of these players. Please note that this post does not include all of the Pirates draft picks and is in no particular order.

Jason DeCaro - 3rd round, University of North Carolina, Pitcher

If you've listened to pop music over the last 15-20 years, you've heard songs by Jason Derulo, who sings his name in many of his songs.

Maybe the Pirates front office regularly listens to Derulo's music and thought it would be fun to draft a guy with a similar name. I really hope that DeCaro sings his name after recording a strikeout!

Alex Overbay - 8th round, Arizona State University, Pitcher

Overbay is the son of former Pirate great(?), Lyle Overbay. You might remember Overbay from his 103 games with the Bucs in 2011 where he hit .227 with 8 home runs and 37 RBIs. Fun fact: Alex Overbay is not a crocodile. (Unless, it's like a Teen Wolf thing where Overbay turns into a crocodile when there's a full moon or something.)

Andruw Giles - 4th round, Basic HS (Nevada), OF

Please be the son of Pirates great (no question mark needed) Brian Giles. Please be the son of Brian Giles. Please be the son of Brian Giles. Nope. Seems like his dad is Mark. Although Brian Giles has a brother, Marcus, who played in the majors, doesn't seem to be the same person. I guess we can settle on the fact that this Giles goes to a basic high school.

Griffin Stieg - 13th round, Virginia Tech, pitcher

Stieg spent the summer of 2023 playing for the Bethesda Big Train, part of the Cal Ripken Sr. Collegiate Baseball League in the Washington DC area. While not as well-known or prestigious as the Cape Cod League, there are some really talented players in this league, and it's a lot of fun attending Big Train games at Shirley Povich Field. Close seats and a terrific environment. If you're in the DC area, I highly recommend checking out a Big Train game.

Tyler Fay - 6th round, University of Alabama, Pitcher

Bryson Moore - 7th round, Florida State University, Pitcher

One of my favorite TV shows from the last 15-20 years (basically since the arrival of Jason Derulo on the music scene) was the show Happy Endings. Such a fun and funny show. The back-to-back picks of Tyler Fay and Bryson Moore reminded me of this.

Nathan Helman - 17th round, Kennesaw State University, Pitcher

Although Nathan probably likes all types of condiments, we all know that he's a big mayo fan, and Duke's Mayo isn't his favorite brand.

Rohan Lettow - 12th round, San Diego State University, Pitcher

First, S-D-S-U, SDSU, Aztecs fight. Next, you don't mess with the Rohan!

This post is just filled with references from the late 2000s and early 2010s!

Spencer Evans - 11th round, TNXL Academy, Pitcher

Spencer (is) for hire. Just wanted to make a reference from the 20th century!

Tre Phelps - 9th round, University of Georgia, 3B

Phelps' aunt is Angel Robinson who played college basketball at Georgia and three seasons in the WNBA with the Seattle Storm in 2014 and Phoenix Mercury in 2017-2018. Based on his first name and family history, Phelps might be good at shooting from a long distance. Maybe from behind a certain line.

Chris Rembert - supplemental 2nd round, Auburn University, 2B

Rembert could be a work of art for the Pirates!

Okay, trying to connect Rembert with Dutch artist Rembrandt is definitely a stretch, but this post is about more than sports. Did you know that Rembrandt's name is actually Rembrandt van Rijn? And pictured above is arguably his most famous work, The Night Watch, painted in 1642. Feel free to tell all your friends that The Night Watch is your favorite work from the Dutch Golden Age!

Dakota Stone - 20th round, University of North Florida, Pitcher

This is clearly a fake name. I mean, Dakota Stone just sounds cool. Can't be real. Oh, maybe he' s related to former Steelers wide receiver Dwight Stone. Need to continue to balance out my references from 10-15 years ago with those from the 1980s!

Damarcus Rideout-Carter - 14th round, Heart Lake Secondary School (Ontario), Pitcher

While Rideout-Carter is also a cool name, let's focus on Canada. There were 10 Canadian-born players drafted this year. 4 of the 10 played college baseball in the United States. 3 of the 10 are position players. This means that in the entire MLB draft, there were only 3 high school pitchers drafted out of Canada. Of those 3 pitchers, Rideout-Carter is the only one from Ontario. While kind of neat, to paraphrase Dark Helmet, this means absolutely nothing.

Bonus pick: Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim (or whatever name they're using now)

In the 4th round, the Angels drafted Rylan Lujo, a pitcher from the University of Georgia. I know what you're thinking. Sean - Why are you including an Angels draft pick here? You don't even know their team name! Well, Lujo's grandfather is Rennie Stennett who was part of the Pirates 1971 and 1979 teams that won the World Series (though Stennett didn't play in the '71 series).

I hope you enjoyed this draft recap. Please feel free to check out draft recaps like this from previous years.

The Situation

If you’re of a certain age, you’re familiar with the MTV show, Jersey Shore. Even if you didn’t watch the show, the names Pauly D, Snooki, and Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino were unavoidable.

Facebook and Instagram regularly show content and reels that I never requested. Sometimes it’s advertisements, but generally it’s seemingly random. I feel like I never see posts from my friends and the people I follow. With all of that written, there are times when the randomness is good. And this is an example. I saw this picture on Instagram over the weekend.

It’s Mike the Situation with his family all wearing Ithaca College T-shirts. It’s unclear what connection the family has with Ithaca College, but this seems like a great excuse to start a brand new series, Celebrities in Ithaca College gear. While I doubt this will have the depth and history of my Celebrities in Pittsburgh Gear series, I have to start somewhere!

Photo from Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino.

Two Baseball Games

I'm so bad at creating blog post titles. Anyway, in less than a week, I got to attend two Washington Nationals games. That's not the story though. For the first time since 1999 or 2000, I went to Fenway Park to see the Boston Red Sox. We just happened to see them play the Nationals since tickets were half the price than they were for Boston's previous series against the New York Yankees. Is it okay to write that Fenway Park is magical? A little too much? The stadium opened in 1912, and while there have been renovations over the years, it's a historic venue. While I think that the Pierogi race in Pittsburgh and the Presidents race in Washington is fun, particularly for kids, there aren't those types of gimmicks at Fenway Park. You're there to watch a baseball game. And sure your primary view of the game is the outfield if you sit straight in our seats about 20 rows up from the right field foul pole (meaning that you need to turn your body to the left to see actual at-bats), but that's part of the stadium's charm. 

Okay, one gimmick is great. Singing Sweet Caroline!

I'll admit that I don't watch many Red Sox games on TV, but sports betting advertising on the Green Monster is a bit much.

As for the second Nationals game, I saw Washington host my Pittsburgh Pirates. It was hot. Really hot. 100 degrees at first pitch. While I've seen dozens of Nationals games over the years, a few notes from this one.

The national anthem was sung by DC Washington. Perfect name for an anthem singer for a game in Washington DC and a terrific voice. Not sure if DC Washington would be as successful in Baltimore.

My biggest complaint (besides the heat) is the primary scoreboard. Look at this picture and tell me what inning it is.

Is this any better? I mean, the math doesn't math.

(The answer was the 7th inning.)

I also got to see Pirates phenom Konnor Griffin play for the first time. He seemed to enjoy the post-game fireworks.

Unsure if Griffin met the 1st overall pick of the NBA draft, AJ Dybantsa who threw out the opening pitch.

The Nationals defeated the Pirates 9-5, but the Pirates won the last two games of the series. Interesting note. Two Nationals players (Luis Garcia Jr. and Daylen Lile) both hit two home runs. Not sure I've attended a game where teammates hit multiple home runs. Meanwhile, the Red Sox defeated the Nats 6-3 in a game that featured three home runs in the first inning though the Nats won the last two games of the series.

To Pay Or Not To Pay

In Boston earlier this week, my family and I visited a quaint neighborhood cafe called Dunkin. Seems to be popular among locals. We ordered three donuts, an iced coffee, and a bagel. Then, I asked for a cup of water. The guy working at Dunkin replied that his manager said that he needs to charge for water. When I asked how much it would cost, he said $1 plus tax. I then asked about the price of a bottled water which was $2.85. Reluctantly, I paid for the tap water in an enormous cup.

About a minute later, a woman who had already ordered coffee and was holding a small dog in her arm (why was there a non-service dog in Dunkin?) asked a different employee for a cup of water when she received her beverage. The customer added that it was for her dog. The female employee handed the customer a small cup of water for no change. I immediately made sure to mention to the male employee who took my order that she didn’t get charged for water. He didn’t respond, and I really didn’t want to fight over $1. I feel like I was right in this situation, but what would have been the successful outcome? The store demanding $1 from the other customer? Or putting $1 back on my credit card? It wasn’t worth it. In my head though, I was thinking "I have not yet begun to fight," even though I probably would have been as successful as the black knight.

Maybe a little karma though for dog woman and the employee who gave her the free water. Dog woman spilled some of her water because of course she did. She was holding the dog and two drinks! Although she made a passing attempt at drying the water with napkins, the floor was still wet when she left the restaurant. Therefore, the female employee then had to get a mop out for the rest.

There’s no moral of the story here. I mean maybe don’t try to carry a dog and two cups at the same time. Or maybe charge nothing at all or a nominal fee like 25 cents for a cup of water for all customers. 

One Headlight

I saw The Wallflowers perform at Hollywood Casino at Charles Town Races last month. It was an odd concert and an odd venue. Let's back up a little. For those of you under 35 (and I completely understand that no one under 35 reads this blog unless one of my kids stumbles on to a post), The Wallflowers are a band that had several massive hits in the mid-90s, and their lead singer is Jakob Dylan, son of Bob Dylan. 

The Wallflowers are touring to celebrate the 30th (30th!!!!) anniversary of the release of their album Bringing Down The Horse ("BDTH"). Although I never actually bought the album, over 4 million people did, and of course I knew all of the band's big hits from that album. For this tour, The Wallflowers performed all of the songs from BDTH in order. Unfortunately, the album is extremely frontloaded. One Headlight and 6th Avenue Heartache are the band's biggest hits, and the first two songs they played. After Bleeders, the band performed Three Marlenas and probably my favorite song, The Difference. 

Those were the first five songs. I honestly could have gone home at that point. The band played the remaining songs from BDTH, and I barely knew many of them. 

Before the show, I listened to some of the more recent Wallflowers songs to try to familiarize myself with their later work. I didn't need to. I completely missed the fact that The Wallflowers were going to perform the entire Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers' album, Long After Dark. I like Tom Petty. I mean, everyone likes Tom Petty. However, except for You Got Lucky, I didn't know any of the other songs from that album. No I Won't Back Down, no Runnin' Down a Dream, no American Girl, no Don't Come Around Here No More. The Wallflowers closed with I've Been Delivered (a song of theirs that I didn't recognize) but never played Heroes and finished with two Tom Petty songs that I knew, Refugee and The Waiting. 

Overall, such an odd venue. I mean look at it.

This looks more like a large hotel ballroom than a concert venue. On the positive side, if you can make it through the smoky casino floor, they have free soft drinks. And horse racing is always fun. And there was a Waffle House just down the street. You can go there with Cinderella and put it all together. And after that, you can drive it home.

My Adventures In Not Attending UFC Freedom 250 Fan Fest

I received an offer to attend the UFC Freedom 250 Fan Fest in Washington this weekend. I loved watching WWF (that's what it was called then) wrestling when I was in junior high and even attended a few events at Pittsburgh's Civic Arena (that's what it was called then). I stopped following wrestling sometime in high school. Boxing was still a big deal when I was in high school and college with heavyweights like Mike Tyson and Evander Holyfield. That sport lessened in popularity and relevance (at least for me) to the point where I can't name any active boxer under 40.

As for UFC, it's just not for me. I don't need to see people beat up their opponents. While there's an audience for this, I have absolutely no interest in it. So although I politely declined the invitation to deal with the commute to DC, the heat, the crowd, and the security, in my head, I said to myself that there's probably 100 things I would rather do than attend the Fan Fest.

And then I actually made a list. I decided that my list would only include realistic items. I mean, sure, I would much rather visit the Eiffel Tower in Paris or go to Vegas and see the Eiffel Tower knock-off there (and catch some shows too), but my list is for things that I can actually do this weekend.

1. Watch the World Cup on TV

2. Go to the pool

3. Go out to eat

4. Laundry 

5. Referee soccer games

6. Pay bills

7. Go grocery shopping

8. Go clothes shopping 

9. Cut my kids’ toenails

10. See Herr Metal perform (which I did)

11. Go to the gym 

12. Set my fantasy baseball teams’ lineups

13. Just sit on the couch

14. Go for a walk/run outside 

15. Load, run, and empty the dishwasher 

16. Go to the movies (and I’m not even sure what’s playing)

17. Play board games with the family

18. Attend a Loudoun United soccer game

19. Watch TV (non-World Cup category)

20. Go to the library 

21. Attend my niece’s soccer game

22. Walk by my mailbox every hour or two to see if mail arrived

23. Catch up on work

24. Finalize summer vacation plans

25. Call my friend to wish her a happy birthday

26. Listen to podcasts

27. Pull weeds

28. Scroll through my Twitter and Bluesky feeds

29. Record a podcast with The Moose

30. Play with my cat Lucy even though her version of playing usually ends with her biting me

31. Start planning for Dad Camp week at the end of the summer

32. Search for theater performances in the area to attend over the next few months

33. Drive back to the Scout Shop for the third time in a week to buy more pins and merit badges for Pedro Tulo’s Troop

34. Write some blog posts

35. Begin compiling a list of people I want to contact for an epic blog post idea for this fall

36. Look through MLB rosters to see who the Pirates could acquire to help their bullpen

37. Play pickleball 

38. Play frisbee golf

39. Take my kids to the dentist. All three have braces or Invisalign, so I’m there all the time.

40. Watch videos/reels of people using Saxboy Billy’s Puerto Rico song

 

41. Go to the podiatrist. The toe nail on my big toe looks better, but there’s still more healing that needs to happen.

42. Return pants to Costco

43. Clean Lucy’s litter box

44. Clean out my Gmail messages and photos. My Google account is out of storage.

45. Not bet on sports (one month of no online bets!)

46. Go through papers/mail/bills. 

47. Play Wordle

48. Try to get The Moose to finish his last assignment of the school year

49. Go out with friends to play trivia

50. Take a nap

It was really difficult coming up with 50 more items, so I stopped here. I mean typing all the different names of shows to watch would easily get me to about 250. So for those of you attending the Fan Fest, more power to you. I'll gladly do any of the items above.

Herr Metal photo by Jessica Miller.

World Cup Embarrassment

The World Cup, arguably the biggest sporting event in the world (either this or the summer Olympics) begins today. I considered writing a World Cup preview (my previews from 2010, 2014, and 2018 were amazing and still hold up today!) or asking for World Cup predictions (like I did in 2022), but I'm not for the 2026 edition. Basically, while having 48 teams may make the tournament more enjoyable by having more countries like Cape Verde and Curacao participate, does anyone believe that teams like Haiti will keep a match close against Brazil? The group stage is somewhat pointless since 32 teams will advance to the knock-out rounds. I tend to think we're going to see a lot of chalk. Favorites like Spain, France, Argentina, England, and Brazil are going to be there at the end. With so many rounds as a result of the additional 16 teams, I expect that one of these countries that have the most depth will win.

I’ve mentioned multiple times on this blog that with the exception of about 5-6 years in the late 90s and early 2000s, I’ve been a soccer referee since I was 14. While I never worked high school, college, or professional adult games, I've worked some high level youth games over the years. Now, I prefer working travel and recreational games for kids in the 10-14 age range. I can still keep up with them, but I also like teaching and explaining the rules/laws of the game. Plus, with this age group, I get to work with some newer referees, and I enjoy being a mentor and providing advice and suggestions.

Where am I going with this? When I watch the World Cup, I can’t help but watch the referees too. Their positioning, their calls, their body language. I was never on track to become a professional referee, let alone one who got to the World Cup, so I have great admiration for World Cup referees. It's an incredible honor to be selected, and as much as teams/fans will criticize officials, the referees earned their spots. Basically, FIFA didn't observe my U13 boys' recreational games last weekend and decide that I should work World Cup matches.

All of this brings me to Omar Abdulkadir Artan. While you can read all about Artan's background from this BBC article, since we're in the middle of the NBA and NHL finals and the World Cup hasn't actually started yet, I'm not sure how familiar many sports fans are with this name. Artan was going to be the first referee from Somalia to officiate at the World Cup. He was the 2025 Confederation of African Football referee of the year. This is the entire African continent, so again, he is significantly more qualified to officiate the World Cup than me. Artan arrived in Miami earlier this week, which is where the referee base camp is located. My guess is that there were multiple meetings and activities planned to finalize preparation for the games. Artan was denied entry into the United States. This is from CNN:

When asked about Artan’s case, a US Customs and Border Protection spokesperson told CNN that he underwent additional inspection upon arriving in Miami following a flight from Istanbul.

“During processing, the traveler underwent additional inspection, a routine part of CBP’s inspection process when officers need to verify information or determine admissibility,” the spokesperson said. “Following inspection, the traveler, a referee for the FIFA World Cup, was determined to be inadmissible due to vetting concerns and was denied entry.”

Apparently, FIFA has no say in this matter. Although FIFA has plenty of its own problems, this decision was made solely by US authorities, and the host country has final say on these types of matters. 

According to ESPN:

A United States official said Tuesday night that Omar Artan, the Somalian soccer referee who was denied entry into the country ahead of the World Cup, was refused admission due to "association with suspected members of terror organizations."

The official spoke on condition of anonymity to discuss a matter that is covered by visa privacy laws.

While it's certainly possible that Artan has some type of ties with suspected members of terror organizations, as the kids say, this is sus (that’s short for suspicious for those unhip folks). I highly doubt that Artan was a last minute replacement official. FIFA likely assigned the officials weeks if not months before the World Cup. Which means that FIFA provided names of officials to the US well before the Cup began. So you’re telling us that the US only learned of Artan’s so-called terrorist ties when he arrived in Miami and not anytime in the weeks and months before? Again, sus. 

If Artan was from Germany or Japan or Bosnia and Herzegovina, he would probably be fine. This is because he’s from Somalia, and I suspect that our government considers everyone from that country to have ties to terrorists.

Let's say that Artan does have association with suspected members of terror organizations. That's an incredible long-game to work your way up to become the continent's top referee and get invited to the World Cup. And what exactly is he going to do in America? I suspect that there is tight security surrounding referees to make sure no one approaches them, due to suspected threats involving match-fixing and gambling. Is Artan going to leave his hotel and skip his match to do some type of scouting of potential terrorist attacks? Do you know how ridiculous this sounds?

Meanwhile, there has been no media attention given to Christian Pulisic and the strong possibility of him being a traitor. Sure, Pulisic is the face of US men's national team, but here he is supporting Sweden.

Don't let the "red, white, and blue" Swedish fish fool you. It's still SWEDISH fish. If the US ends up facing Sweden later in the tournament, watch Pulisic closely for bad passes and maybe an own goal. He'll get a hero's welcome when he moves to Stockholm.

Enjoy the World Cup matches!

How Not To Do Customer Service

The Poscast with Joe Posnanski & Michael Schur is one of my favorite podcasts. I've listened to every single episode for many years. Posnanski is a sports writer, and I've read several of his books. Schur is best known for creating Parks and Recreation, The Good Place, and Man on the Inside among a long list of credits. So when they announced that they co-wrote a book, I was excited to read it. The pair promoted a specific independent bookstore that I will not mention here where you could purchase the book. All of the books would be autographed by the authors with limited edition versions signed by people like Ted Danson and Kristen Bell. On May 13th, I placed my order through the bookstore's online site.

After finishing the transaction, I received an email from the store indicating that the preorder had been processed and would be shipped upon the book's release. The book was released on Tuesday, May 19th, so I figured that I would receive an update with the status or a tracking number on or around that day. To date, 10 days later, I still have not received any information about the order status. And it's certainly not due to a lack of effort by me. Let's go to the timeline:

On Thursday, May 21st, I emailed the store's account for online orders asking about the status. No response.

On Sunday, May 24th, I emailed a general "contact us" account about the order status. No response.

On Monday, May 25th, I attempted to contact the store through its Facebook page. I received an automated message asking me to email a different account or call the store due to the high volume of messages the store receives. I sent an email to that email address on that day. No response.

On Tuesday, May 26th, I called the number from the Facebook message and was given a prompt for online orders. I left a voice message. No response.

On Thursday, May 28th, I called the store and actually talked to someone. I was told that the store essentially outsources its online store, so she could not see the status of my account. I was given the store's marketing email account and sent an email. No response.

So I have now sent four emails to four different email accounts, provided a message on Facebook, and left a voice message. I have not received a response, and the physical bookstore can't access my order. 

This really shouldn't be that difficult. I generally check out books from the library, but I figured this would be a fun book to own, particularly since I would get an autographed copy. While I truly want to support independent bookstores, I could have paid less to order from a giant company and received the book at least a week ago. Get it together!

J. Jonah Jameson, Dauber, and The Pope

There are several different subjects I want to write about, but this is an emergency. We have multiple celebrities wearing (or adjacent to) Pittsburgh gear. First, actors J.K. Simmons and Bill Fagerbakke threw out the first pitch at Wednesday's Pirates game. You know J.K. Simmons from his roles in the Spider-Man movies, the Farmer's Insurance commercials, and for his Oscar-winning performance in Whiplash. Such a disturbing yet thought-provoking film. Meanwhile, Bill Fagerbakke's name may not be familiar but his voice is. Yes, you may recognize him from being Dauber on Coach, but he's also the voice of Patrick Star on SpongeBob SquarePants.

Across the ocean a few weeks ago, leaders of Saint Vincent College in Latrobe, PA visited Pope Leo XIV in Rome and presented him with a Terrible Towel. The "American Pope" recognized the item and smiled. Although it doesn't appear that Pope Leo waved the Terrible Towel, he at least held it, so that counts as a celebrity in Pittsburgh gear in my book.

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Photos by the Pittsburgh Pirates and Vatican Media. Seems like it would be cool to work at Vatican Media!