Friday, April 03, 2026
I Met Josh
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Wednesday, December 21, 2011
Dark Knight Rises Looks Unrealistic
If you haven't seen the trailer for Dark Knight Rises, please watch the video below. While the film certainly looks cool, I can't get past two portions of the trailer that seem completely unrealistic.
1. Pittsburgh Mayor Luke Ravenstahl kicking for a professional football team (1:08 mark).
2. Hines Ward returning a kick-off for a touchdown (1:21). He hasn’t returned a kick-off since 2000!
I'm not sure how I can even see this movie now. Maybe I'll see something more believable like Matt Damon buying and operating a zoo where Scarlett Johansson works or singing and dancing chipmunks.
Deadspin also has some great analysis of The Dark Knight Rises football scenes.
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Labels: Alvin and the Chipmunks, Batman, Dark Knight Rises, Hines Ward, Luke Ravenstahl, Matt Damon, Scarlett Johansson
Monday, June 16, 2008
John Rambo vs. Jason Bourne
Here’s an extremely important question to start your week: Who would win in a fight between John Rambo and Jason Bourne? Let’s go to the tale of the tape:
John Rambo
• Green Beret
• Vietnam War Veteran
• Skilled in many aspects of survival, weaponry, hand-to-hand combat and guerrilla warfare
• Awarded Medal of Honor, Purple Heart, Silver Star and Bronze Star among honors
• Disliked by Brian Dennehy
• Partnered with Estelle Getty in Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot
• Likely took human growth hormone (HGH)
• Married and divorced Brigitte Nielsen
• Played outfield and first base for the Pittsburgh Pirates in the late 80s.
Jason Bourne
• Army Special Forces Captain
• Part of a secret CIA black-ops program
• Highly adept at hand-to-hand combat and also shows an immediate ability to utilize lateral thinking to solve problems. (ex. used a pen to stab an assassin and a book and towel as defense.)
• Seems to run into Julia Stiles fairly frequently
• “Fucking Sara Silverman”
• Stuck to Greg Kinnear
• Probably did not take HGH
To be fair, let’s assume that Rambo and Bourne are both the same age during this fight. In addition, there are no weapons involved; simply hand-to-hand combat. So who would win? Make your selection in the comments and feel free to explain your answer.
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Labels: Brigitte Nielsen, Estelle Getty, Greg Kinnear, Jason Bourne, John Rambo, Julia Stiles, Matt Damon, Mike Diaz, Sara Silverman, Sylvester Stallone







