Showing posts with label Macy's. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Macy's. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 03, 2009

Solution for Macy's Economic Troubles

You may have heard that Macy's is cutting 7000 jobs. However, it seems like the company has a full proof plan to make it through these troubled times: sell Waterford Crystal products to Steelers fans.



Order your Waterford "Pittsburgh Steelers" Commemorative Football and Helmet through Macy's online catalog today. The 5 1/2" x 3" football (with a certificate of authenticity) could be yours within 33 shipping days for $125. Meanwhile, the 6 1/2" x 4" helmet sells for only $185. What a bargain!

Be the envy of all of your friends. Unless, of course, your friends are Ben Roethlisberger, Limas Sweed or Deshea Townsend.

(h/t Kevin)