Items That Should Be on a Scoreboard

During Tuesday's Nationals/Pirates game, I was really hoping that the scoreboard would read the following for Nats Outfielder Marlon Byrd: "Had Cadillac Escalade stolen in RFK Stadium parking lot during last Nationals road trip." I think this may make the game a little more interesting for the casual baseball fan.

By the way, Byrd's car being stolen as well as other players having their cars broken into at the RFK parking lot is a true story.