Friday, September 26, 2008

Referrals and More Referrals

I haven’t done this in a while, but here are real searches generally from Google and Yahoo that real people used to find and visit Sean’s Ramblings.

Songs about Ben Roethlisberger
I believe that Bonnie Tyler’s song Hero was written about Big Ben.

I met my baby in a porta john line lyrics
Perhaps this is another song about Roethlisberger?

Websites that will let me watch Spring Break Shark Attack for free
If only there was such a thing.

Jay Caufield bobble head
If only there was such a thing.

Dara Torres legs
She has two of them. (Of course, the obvious response is that she’s got legs, she knows how to use them).

Mario Lemieux hair transplant
I don’t know about that, but perhaps you could ask his housemate, Sidney Crosby, about this.

Greg Lloyd Wegmans
I think there’s a great chance that Greg Lloyd will watch a Steelers game at Wegmans if you paid him $7000!

naked Erica Blasberg
You’re not going to find that here. However, I’ll be happy to provide a clothed picture of Erica for you.



Richard Ruccolo shirtless
You’re not going to find that here either. However, I’ll provide a clothed picture of Richard for you (although I’m not as happy about this one; he’s no Ryan Reynolds).



random hamburger in Verizon commercial
I hate it when random hamburgers show up in Verizon commercials. Random hamburgers in Viagra commercials make much more sense.

Why is Eric Roberts in music videos?
I think the better question is this: why is Eric Roberts not in every music video?

I hate fantasy football
I’ve been there many times, and I want to let you know that it’s OK. Everyone has good weeks and bad weeks in fantasy football, unless you’re my brother, and then you mostly have bad weeks (especially this season). Stick with it and maybe one day, you can win your league (I’ve only written this for a decade or so).

Cutting nails in public
Amazingly, there was a whole Q&A about this on Yahoo. The short answer is this: don’t do it especially on a bus.

Have a great weekend!

4 comments:

Cotter said...

Hahahaha, these are hilarious!

I've noticed a trend in my stats of people either looking for "ike taylor girlfriend" or "daniel sepulveda girlfriend." I think I even got, "Verron Haynes girlfriend" once.

Apparently I'm the authority on who the Steelers do and do not date. And I have no explanation as to how this happens. None.

Also, this morning I got "antonio holmes shower pic." Man, that Antonio Holmes and his shower pics. Silly goose.

Good read, Sean!

Dan said...

My goodness, how had I not heard about this sexy Blasberg golfer? Thanks for the tip.

Sean said...

Dan - I've been a big fan of Erica Blasberg for many, many years. Well, actually I've been a fan of hers since June when I discovered her website while compiled a list of athletes websites. She's definitely my favorite LPGA golfer!

RPO said...

I now have a favorite LPGA golfer, too. Any truth behind the rumor that they really do but hamburgers in verizon ads? Thanks for the post