One Direction at 10

Even though the members of One Direction all have solo careers, the band (or at least its fans) recently celebrated its 10-year anniversary. In my opinion, this is their greatest work:



While the people of Sesame Street (and not One Direction) probably came up with these lyrics, this is just outstanding.

U for utensils in Grover's hands
U is for uncles but not for aunts.  

And later this...

U, you're the ultimate come take a bow
U, there are utters under that cow
U check it out it's Bert's unibrow

Just brilliant!

Happy New Year Videos

Happy Rosh Hashanah to those who recently celebrated the Jewish New Year! In honor of the New Year (besides eating apples and honey), here are two Rosh Hashanah videos to start your year.

This is what One Direction would look like if they were Orthodox and lived in Israel:



This is not what Psy would look like if he was born and raised in New York:



(Sean's note in 2020: Unfortunately, I don't know what this video was, but it's not on YouTube anymore.)

Don't forget to write 5773 on all of your checks. I'm sure it will take me months to stop writing 5772 on them!