How Michael Dukakis Could Have Won

While I'm going to date myself by the title of this post, this is something that happened only a few days ago. Arturas Zuokas, the mayor of Vilnius, Lithuania, drove a tank over an illegally parked car. According to the brief story in yesterday's Express, "Zuokas says that he is infuriated with motorists who park their luxury cars anywhere they want."



If Democratic Presidential candidate Michael Dukakis drove a tank over a luxury car instead of his tank joy ride, he may very well have defeated George Bush in 1988. I think the History Channel would agree with me.