Monday, August 09, 2010

Random Questions of the Day

What do you do with a drunken sailor? Does this answer change depending on the time of day (ex. in the afternoon or earl-lie in the morning)?

Russ Grimm was inducted into the NFL Hall of Fame on Saturday. As you can see below, Grimm's Hall of Fame bust includes his mustache. Does that mean that Grimm can't shave the mustache or grow a full beard? If he does decide to shave the 'stache, will the NFL redo the bust?

Photo by John Mcdonnell-The Washington Post

1 comment:

lacochran's evil twin said...

Shave his belly with a rusty razor, obv's.

wv: tuggen. What the sailor might feel during the process.