Joe Biden will deliver the State of the Union tonight at the Capitol Building. Like most of these speeches over the last decade and beyond, I expect there to be multiple standing ovations by members of presidents' party and silence from the opposing party. While Biden often talks about bringing people together, I think he can do this tonight by having both Democrats and Republicans stand, or at least applaud, at portions of his address. Here are my suggestions on things he can say to unify both political parties:
* Dolly Parton is a national treasure and a saint.
* Major League Baseball needs to reach an agreement immediately so that the season starts on time.
* Abolish daylight savings time.
* I believe that children are our future. Teach them well and let them lead the way. Show them all the beauty they possess inside.
* Sean’s Ramblings is a great blog. (Actually, this might unify both parties in that this comment will result in absolute silence.)
* "President Reagan once said, Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall. Well, Frito-Lay, bring back Bar-B-Q Fritos!"
* Sidney Crosby is the best overall hockey player over the last 20 years.
* Zaxby's is underrated.
This should just about cover everything. If there's anything that's missing, please share them in the comments. I'll be sure to pass them on to President Biden and his speechwriters!
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Arizona is going to really suffer if there is no spring training :(.
Florida too. The baseball owners don't really care.
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