Tuesday, March 13, 2018

Kids Say The Darndest Things

This blog post features actual quotes from actual kids, generally my kids.

While watching a basketball game featuring Washington's professional basketball team:

The Moose (almost 7) - I like the Wizards.
Pedro Tulo (almost 4) - I like the Lizards.

Pedro Tulo while using the restroom: I like going potty.

Pedro Tulo standing naked in front of the bathroom mirror with his hands and hair all wet: I'm going to make my head beautiful.

The Moose: Can you teach me how to drive?
Me: Yes. (Long pause) In 9 years.

Siting with Pedro Tulo at his school, a girl said this to me: You don't have much hair.

No I do not.

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