Sean On Twitter

I'm going to let you in on a secret. I'm on Twitter. Not only do I follow people on Twitter, but people follow me. Apparently, over 300 people think I have something interesting to say. Of course, maybe they are just patiently waiting for another giveaway, the annual Pittsburgh Sports Blog Tournament or are not actual people. I still have no idea why U.S. House Speaker John Boehner follows me.

Actually, the real reason why people follow me on Twitter must be because of my quick wit and humor in 140 characters or less. Here are some of my favorite recent Tweets here for your reading pleasure:

Fiscal cliff would have been solved quicker if it was a Fiscal Clifford & Congress would be eaten by a big red dog if deal not done in time.

— Sean's Ramblings (@seansramblings) January 2, 2013

Is the Lambada still the forbidden dance? Are there other dances that are on the forbidden list?

— Sean's Ramblings (@seansramblings) January 5, 2013

Have the Black Keys & Alicia Keys ever thought about doing a duet? Perhaps they can remake Stevie Wonder's Songs in the Key of Life album.

— Sean's Ramblings (@seansramblings) January 7, 2013

My kid playing in/with a box is just as entertaining as the Steelers game.

— Sean's Ramblings (@seansramblings) December 30, 2012

I feel like a cheated on @wegmansfairfax by shopping at @wegmans Dulles today. It didn't mean anything to me!

— Sean's Ramblings (@seansramblings) December 30, 2012

Has anyone figured out what Geena Davis hit in League of Their Own? Why didn't teams intentionally walk her?

— Sean's Ramblings (@seansramblings) December 30, 2012

My kid got a book called Bosco's Busy Morning for the holidays. Bosco is my ATM pin!

— Sean's Ramblings (@seansramblings) December 30, 2012

Reading the Pete Townshend book. He writes about his mother's "relationship" with Dennis Bowman. I can only think of the WPXI weather guy.

— Sean's Ramblings (@seansramblings) December 28, 2012

My kid is wearing a watch. He can't tell time, so when I ask him what time it is, I hope he replies that it's time to get ill.

— Sean's Ramblings (@seansramblings) December 28, 2012

You can always follow me on Twitter by clicking here.

Plus, on a somewhat related topic, check out Everybody Loves You for the always entertaining Week In Tweets. (Yes, I really, really want to make the Week In Tweets!)