I love 90s
music. The 90s were when I graduated from high school and college and became a
young professional. I also went to concerts by myself for the first time (not
counting seeing Debbie Gibson in the late 80s).This was a foundational part of
my life.
Over the
weekend, while flipping around stations on SiriusXM, I came across a 90s
"Back in the Day Replay" where they played the top 30 songs from this
week in 1992. While I'm not sure if the songs in the countdown are the same as
the Billboard chart, they seemed to be similar. Let's take a look at the top 30
songs according to Billboard (since I have this and not the SiriusXM
list).
1. Save the
Best for Last - Vanessa Williams
2. Tears in
Heaven - Eric Clapton
3. Remember the
Time - Michael Jackson
4. Masterpiece
- Atlantic Starr
5. To Be With
You - Mr. Big
Is this an
adult contemporary countdown? These are all slow songs that might be played at
the end of a high school dance. Well, no one is playing Tears in Heaven, the
song based on Clapton's 4 year old son tragically dying from falling out of a
window at prom or homecoming. Not a romantic song for teenagers (or anyone
else). Of the other songs, I barely remember Masterpiece. All five of these
songs are okay at best. In any event, these were your top 5 songs in the first
week of April 1992? Yikes!
6. I'm Too Sexy
- Right Said Fred
7. Breakin' My
Heart (Pretty Brown Eyes) - Mint Condition
8 Make It
Happen - Mariah Carey
9. I Can't
Dance - Genesis
10. Beauty and
the Beast - Celine Dion and Peabo Bryson
I'll admit that
I'm a fan of I'm Too Sexy. It's just fun. And after seeing this, I know you
want to tell your significant other that you're too sexy for your shirt or your
hat or your car. Otherwise, we have more adult contemporary hits. We have early
Mariah, and the absolute worst Genesis song. I also have no recollection of
Breakin' My Heart or Mint Condition. Don't remember them getting airplay on
B-94.
11. Justified
and Ancient - The KLF featuring Tammy Wynette
12. Good For Me
- Amy Grant
13. I Love Your
Smile - Shanice
14. Ain't 2
Proud 2 Beg TLC
15. Hazard -
Richard Marx
The KLF had a
great song called 3AM Eternal. They followed it up with a similar sounding song and an
extremely odd pairing with Tammy Wynette in Justified and Ancient. Even at the
time, I remember being confused about what was happening. Good For Me is fine
though the video is um, not good, and makes me dizzy. I Love Your Smile is a
happy song, and TLC is just great. Even though my 14 year-old did not like
Hazard, I think it's a fantastic song and has been the one stuck in the my head since I decided to create this post.
16. Thinkin'
Back - Color Me Badd
17. Human Touch/Better Days - Bruce Springsteen
17. Human Touch/Better Days - Bruce Springsteen
18. Everything
Changes - Kathy Troccoli
19. Missing You
Now - Michael Bolton
20. We Got a
Love Thang - CeCe Peniston
All five of
these songs are completely forgettable. I have no recollection of Color Me
Badd having a second song. Human Touch probably doesn't make one of
Springsteen's top 75 songs. I really hope that Kathy's last name rhymes with
Broccoli. I also remember music videos being better than what I'm sharing in
this post.
21. If You Go
Away - NKOTB
22. One - U2
23. Tell Me
What You Want Me To Do - Tevin Campbell
24. Bohemian
Rhapsody - Queen
25. Oochie
Coochie - M.C. Brains
How about this
for a group of five songs? You have two absolute classics by Queen and U2.
Tevin Campbell always amazed me since it seemed like he was putting out hits at
the age of 10. I'll give New Kids on the Block credit for having massive and
catchy songs with You Got It (The Right Stuff) and Step by Step. If You Go Away
is not one of these songs. Adding M.C. Brains here reminds me of the part
of the movie A League of Their Own where the league makes a reel of its players. And how
'bout M.C. Brains? What a hitter.
26. Live and
Learn - Joe Public
27. Romeo &
Juliet - Stacy Earl featuring The Wild Pair
28. My Lovin'
(You're Never Gonna Get It) - En Vogue
29. Uhh Ahh -
Boyz II Men
30. I'm the One
You Need - Jody Watley
I thought Live
and Learn was an awesome song in 1992. Not sure if it still holds up today. Now
My Lovin' absolutely holds up. Just as good as 33 years ago.
Overall, this
is not a very good group of songs. In the top 20, you have some of the greatest
selling artists of all-time, but these aren't close to the best songs by
Michael Jackson, Mariah Carey, Springsteen, Celine Dion, and even Michael
Bolton. So many ballads. Without looking, I'm just going to hope that the
charts later that year were much better!
In case you're wondering, there are some amazing and memorable songs beyond the top 30. Prince's Diamonds and Pearls was #31, Nirvana's Smells Like Teen Spirit was #32, and the one song I remember by Color Me Badd, All 4 Love, was #34 after reaching the top of the chart weeks earlier. Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me by George Michael and Elton John was just outside the top 40. Two other notable songs that debuted in the top 100 that week: Jump by Kris Kross and Under The Bridge by Red Hot Chili Peppers.