Come back later…I am sleeping. (yes, cookies need their sleep, too)
What kind of fortune is this? We need Homer Simpson to write some fortunes immediately.
Homer: These fortunes are terrible. They're supposed to predict stuff and ease you through times of doubt and sickness.
Manager: Well, with all due respect, sir, I suppose you could come up with better fortunes?
Homer: You will be aroused by a shampoo commercial.
Manager: That's not bad!
Let's just hope the fortune cookie doesn't come back. Some of 'em are pretty old.
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