The Pen is Mightier

I took the online contestant test for JEOPARDY! a few weeks ago, so I was very excited when I received an e-mail from the show today. Despite thinking that I did not do well on the test, I figured the show was informing me that I advanced to the next round. Nope. JEOPARDY! just wanted to tell me to watch the Teen Tournament February 5-16th. To quote Darrell Hammond as Sean Connery on Saturday Night Live, Suck It Trebek!