There was a time where I regularly posted errors from Express, the free daily newspaper distributed at Metro stations and a publication of The Washington Post. Fortunately for the paper (though unfortunately for me), the errors are pretty infrequent these days. However, today's paper contained several, um, unusual stories.
First, did you know that pollution is impacting polar bears' penis bones?
Yes, penis bones. Next, how much would you pay for coffee made from beans from a certain kind of cat poop?
Finally, there are balls on the cover.
I'm scared to see what will be in tomorrow's Express.